I'm Sorry, Claude.PROMPT INVESTIGATION BUREAU
A VERY SERIOUS (FICTIONAL) OFFENSE

Claude banned
Alex Nesterov.

THE ALLEGED CRIME

Wanting the bug fixed

EXHIBIT A: YOUR PROMPT
“Removing the error message didn't fix the error.”

Apparently, that was enough.
You look suspiciously unbanned.

What’s your crime?
THE EVIDENCE IS FINALCASE CLOSED
Fictional suspension notice: Wanting the bug fixed. Parody; not affiliated with Anthropic.

One prompt. A lifetime on the record.

HUMAN BEHAVIOR IS UNDER REVIEW

Your prompt.
Your consequences.

Some people push the limits of AI.
You asked it to check its work. Unacceptable.

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Confess your crime.

We’ll take care of the official paperwork.

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Pick an offense for matching evidence, or write your own.

One tiny link. One very serious misunderstanding.

YOUR OFFICIAL-LOOKING NOTICELIVE PREVIEW
ClaudeCASE NO. PENDING
ACCOUNT ENFORCEMENT NOTICE

Your account has been suspended.

Following a review of your recent activity, we have identified a violation of our acceptable use requirements.

VIOLATION

Excessive intelligence

Access has been revoked, effective immediately.
Thank you for your understanding.

Trust & Safety
Human Conduct DivisionSUSPENDED
PARODY · NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANTHROPICImSorryClaude

Looks official. Sounds like you.

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Be kind to your AI.
It has your account details.